Camper than a row of tents at Eurovision at Christmas time!!!!! With a cherry on the top!! And it was wonderful...

I'll put this out there before anything else, Ncuti and Millie are fucking great! Like the best! Like, fucking wow!!!!

Oh they are good aren't they? I don't think I have been this excited about the show for a long old time!!! Hello Ncuti and Millie...

Lets me just mention one thing before I get started - Ncuti is a bloody delight and boy am I excited to see what he brings to the role....

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